Investigation on the chaos of 9-valent HPV vaccination: it is hard to find a seedling in the community, and the online "yellow cattle" price increase is rampant.

  HPV (human papillomavirus vaccine) vaccine reservation market "yellow cattle" is active. Recently, Qing Liu (pseudonym), a citizen of Guangzhou, also saw relevant news in the circle of friends, "There are still a few 9-valent HPV vaccine appointments this week. Inoculation community: XX Community Hospital, Panyu District; Vaccine: 1331/ needle ×3 needles, paid at the community hospital, with an appointment service fee of 3,000 yuan, and paid at Noah’s clinic. "

  In fact, there is no need to pay extra fees for booking vaccination through the official platform. However, due to the long-term shortage of nine-valent HPV vaccine, it is often "second light" after the number is released, and the huge market has also spawned a large number of "vaccine scalpers".

  Recently, the reporter of national business daily called the Noah Medical Public Telephone Consultation mentioned above as a consumer. The other party said that the supply of 9-valent HPV vaccine in Guangzhou is tight at present, and only Panyu District has seedlings for the time being, but individuals can’t go to community hospitals. The secret lies in the "service fee". "If we make an appointment here, the community will also charge a certain fee, which is included in the reservation price of 3,000 yuan."

  The reporter also noticed that the "vaccine scalpers" who provide the booking service are rampant on different social platforms. How can they use invisible hands to make profits in the state of "no seedlings" in community medical institutions? How does this gray interest chain around the nine-valent HPV vaccine move the rights and interests of the general public? Who should be responsible for the repeated violations of scalpers?

  Some private hospitals call it "channel fee", which can be inoculated in community hospitals.

  Qing Liu hasn’t grabbed the 9-valent HPV vaccine, but she is dubious about the "scalpers" in her circle of friends. According to the picture information sent by the intermediary in the circle of friends, Noah Medical can provide the "Zhenai Women’s Health Management Package" with 2 outpatient visits by gynecologists, 1 ultrasound examination and 1 tooth cleaning maintenance, and give an additional HPV9-valent vaccine (three needles) to make an appointment.

  On February 23rd, the reporter of national business daily called the contact number on Noah’s medical publicity picture as a consumer, and the other party clearly stated that the supply of 9-valent HPV vaccine in Guangzhou is tight at present, and only Panyu District has seedlings for the time being. Noah’s medical can make an appointment in the community hospital on behalf of the consumer, and the corresponding appointment fee is 3,000 yuan, including three items with a total price of 2,000 yuan. If the appointment is successful, the consumer needs to pay the vaccine fee of 1,331 yuan/needle to the community hospital separately, and the total cost of 3 needles is 3,993 yuan.

  In the introduction of employees, this service has no "gift" nature — — "In the past, the service fee for our 9-valent HPV vaccine was 3,000 yuan, but some customers felt that the price was more expensive before adjusting it to give away the rest of the items."

  As if afraid that the reporter didn’t understand, the employee said again, "That is, we will help you to get vaccinated in a community hospital, and you have to pay the (vaccine) fee to the community hospital." When the reporter further asked which community he could go to for vaccination, the other party’s answer was vague, only revealing that one of the community health service centers had a relatively large supply.

  However, when the reporter inquired about Guangdong official vaccine platform "Yuemiao" and WeChat official account, a community health service center in Panyu District, Guangzhou, he found that it was impossible to make an appointment. After the reporter called, he was told that the application qualification is free and the injection will be charged.

  Since the community is "seedless", how do private hospitals make appointments? The aforementioned Noah medical staff said that there are very few nine-valent HPV vaccines now, and too many people make appointments. "I can’t make an appointment in a community hospital. If we make an appointment here, the community will have to charge a certain fee, which is included in the appointment price of 3,000 yuan."

  When the reporter showed that the price was too high, the person said that if you want to enjoy the 9-priced HPV vaccine reservation service at a cheaper price, you can choose another package with a price of 2,500 yuan. The difference from the 3,000-yuan package lies in the different inspection items, but it is still very cost-effective compared with other options in the market.

  What is the "channel fee" and whose pocket does it fall into? The person did not give a more detailed explanation, only reminded reporters, "Now you go to many institutions outside to make an appointment, and they say that you can get 3 shots, but you can’t guarantee that all 3 shots will be made on time, but we can guarantee it." It also asked reporters when they want to vaccinate, and they can choose the vaccination time relatively freely.

  On the afternoon of February 24th, national business daily tried to interview Noah Medical, but as of press time, he didn’t get a reply.

  On February 25th, the reporter called Noah’s medical consultation telephone again as a consumer, and the wiring staff also said that the reason why Noah could help make an appointment for customers was "to operate through institutional channels" and "to cooperate with community hospitals". "If some customers don’t want to pay the appointment fee, they can only queue up slowly by themselves, and there is no such priority (vaccination) service".

  Alternative "intermediary": bundling medical examination packages

  In addition to the "intermediary" like Noah Medical, some private medical institutions regard HPV vaccine as a "cash cow" for drainage.

  In public medical institutions, the price of 9-valent HPV vaccine is 1,318 yuan/piece, and a total of 3,954 yuan is required for three doses. However, in many private hospitals, the vaccination of 9-valent HPV vaccine requires a medical examination package, and the total cost needs 5,000-6,000 yuan.

  At the beginning of February, the chaos of bundling the "medical examination package" when private hospitals inoculated with the nine-valent HPV vaccine appeared on the hot search. On February 6th, the reporter of national business daily called Beijing Jiahe Women and Children Hospital (hereinafter referred to as "Jiahe Women and Children") for consultation as a consumer, and obtained the link of the nine-valent HPV vaccine medical examination package sent by employees.

  At that time, the package price was 5680 yuan, of which only two were clearly marked, namely the price of 9-valent HPV vaccine was 3894 yuan (3 needles), and the vaccination fee was 75 yuan; The rest of the price comes from blood routine, urine routine, four items of kidney function, five items of blood lipid, eight items of liver function and four items of virus, and the service fee of gynecologists.

  On February 6 th, Jiahe women and children 9-valent HPV vaccine physical examination package Image source: Jiahe women and children employees

  When the reporter asked if the 9-price HPV vaccination service could be purchased separately, Jiahe women and children employees said that "the cost of three shots of vaccination alone (vaccine+vaccination fee+service fee) is 5469 yuan", which is not much different from the price of the bundled medical examination package.

  On the same day, the reporter also randomly called Beijing Mingde Hospital, Beijing Wuzhou Women and Children Hospital and many other private hospitals that provided 9-priced HPV vaccination services on public comments, and found that these private hospitals can be roughly divided into two categories, one is represented by Jiahe women and children, and the package provided includes a number of medical examination items, and some said that "(other items) can be abandoned, but no refund can be made"; The other category, represented by Beijing Mingde Hospital, clearly indicates that the package price only includes the cost of 9-valent HPV vaccine, vaccination and service fees, and does not include other testing services.

  In addition, some hospitals are similar to Noah Medical, and the package fee includes the appointment fee. The difference is that they also provide vaccination directly.

  On February 23rd, the reporter of national business daily clicked on the package link of Jiahe women and children again. The original package content was replaced by the cost of 3 shots of vaccine, vaccination fee and doctor service fee. The total package price was 5369 yuan, but the items were not clearly marked.

  The reporter’s search for "9-valent HPV vaccine" in the public comment also found that no longer merchants package and sell 9-valent HPV vaccine with other physical examination items, but the price of 3-needle vaccination is still between 5,000 yuan and 6,000 yuan, which is 50% more expensive than that of public hospitals.

  Cracking the "yellow cattle" needs to start from two aspects: open source and supervision.

  The contradiction between supply and demand of HPV vaccine has a long history. The data shows that the 9-valent HPV vaccine supplied by Merck to China is increasing every year. According to the semi-annual report of Zhifei Bio in 2022, in the first six months of last year, the number of 9-valent HPV vaccines issued by Merck was 9,298,700, a year-on-year increase of 379.34%.

  However, according to the age range from 9 to 45, the number of women with HPV vaccine in China may exceed 300 million, and the gap between the vaccine that can be put on the market and the vaccination demand is very wide, and the number of people who can be vaccinated is less than 1% of the total. In addition, the production process of 9-valent HPV vaccine is complicated, and the production cycle takes four years, so it is difficult to keep up with the huge demand in China in a short time.

  Earlier, some media reported that some citizens in Shanghai made an appointment for a 9-valent HPV vaccine and were told to wait for 3 to 5 years.

  "It is a situation where there are not enough porridge, and there are less than 10 million in total. Some communities may have 10 branches and 8 branches a month, but the reservation platform is for the whole province, even if there is no ‘ Cattle ’ It is also a second light. " An industry insider familiar with the vaccine distribution mechanism told national business daily that the high demand for 9-valent HPV vaccine is just like the train ticket in Spring Festival travel rush, mainly due to the imbalance between supply and demand. As for why private hospitals seem to have more stocks, it is mainly because the price is expensive and there are relatively few people to vaccinate.

  Because of this, some school-age women will choose high-priced services. According to the data of the first hour of the pre-sale of Tmall double 11 in 2022, the pre-sale amount of HPV vaccine reservation increased by over 600% year-on-year.

  It is also the huge demand of young women for nine-valent vaccine that provides huge profit space for cattle. This situation has been reported in recent years, but why is it repeatedly banned? Where did the scalper exploit the loophole?

  "Now I use the ID card to make an appointment with the APP, and the data is in the CDC. It is estimated that it is to prevent related households and scalpers." A doctor from a basic medical institution told the reporter of national business daily that the supply and demand of nine-valent vaccine in his area are relatively balanced, and all the people who want to fight can basically grab the number. The "yellow cattle" still exist in some places where vaccines are difficult to grab. The "channel fee" is basically the same as that of a 3-needle vaccine. The "scalper" is profitable and definitely willing to take risks. Some people don’t want to wait, but they are definitely willing to pay a high price to "go through the back door".

  The doctor of another county-level hospital told reporters that the supply of 9-valent or even 4-valent vaccines in his area is in short supply. The hospital has received an appointment system before, but it has not been publicly launched because of the small number of vaccines. At present, it still continues the tradition of paper registration. The appointment only needs to leave the name and phone number. After the CDC issues the vaccine, the hospital will call the appointment person in the order of appointment to inform them to come to the hospital for vaccination.

  It is not difficult to find that online data of this paper appointment and vaccination results are difficult to get through. Even if there is no appointment, as long as accurate identity information is input when vaccination, the vaccination information will also be synchronized to the vaccine platform developed by the Health and Health Commission, leaving more room for "yellow cattle".

  The doctor also said that he had heard that some people were doing this business in big cities, but no one had done it in the county, "because there are too few seedlings."

  The reporter of national business daily learned that many regions are exploring a more scientific, fair and open vaccine distribution mechanism. At present, most regions make an appointment to vaccinate HPV vaccine through APP, but users can only see whether each region has a number, and if they don’t grab the number, they have to wait for the next round. They don’t know how many vaccines can be grabbed or how many people are grabbing it.

  At the "two sessions" in Shanghai in 2022, Chen Songju, a representative of the Municipal People’s Congress, suggested that the scientific management mechanism of HPV vaccination should be standardized, and the appointments of community vaccination clinics with various prices should be included in the "follow-the-bid" online platform, and personal review materials should be submitted online to generate an appointment demand list. At the same time, the progress can be checked, such as how many people are waiting in line and the estimated waiting time for vaccination. She also suggested that the development and investment of HPV vaccine should be increased, and the dosage and vaccination data of HPV vaccine in community clinics in this city should be regularly publicized.

  Xu Tianyu from the College of Science and Technology of Jiangxi Normal University suggested that it is urgent to realize "vaccine freedom" from two aspects: "open source" and "supervision". On the one hand, the number of HPV vaccines needs to be increased. In addition to imported vaccines, the research and development of domestic HPV vaccines needs to be accelerated, so as to solve the dilemma of "one vaccine is hard to find" as soon as possible. On the other hand, the market supervision administration should standardize management, strictly investigate the source channels of vaccines and standardize the sales channels of vaccines. Only in this way can we break the interest chain of bundled sales.

"The face is 30 years old"! 28-year-old woman walks in Tibet, causing heated discussion.

  Recently,

  A video of a girl walking into Tibet in a cart

  Fire.

  In the video,

  See a woman in the distance.

  Walking over with simple luggage.

  The woman has short hair and a dark face.

  Covered with years of wind and frost.

  A man on the side of the road,

  Curious to ask the woman:

  "Where do you come from? How old is this year? "

  The woman said that she is from Hubei.

  I am 28 years old this year.

"The face is 30 years old"! 28-year-old woman walks in Tibet, causing heated discussion.

"The face is 30 years old"! 28-year-old woman walks in Tibet, causing heated discussion.

"The face is 30 years old"! 28-year-old woman walks in Tibet, causing heated discussion.

  Contrast before and after hiking.

  See the video

  And the comparison of girls before and after hiking,

  Some netizens teased,

  "It feels like walking for 30 years."

  A 28-year-old woman looks like a 58-year-old aunt.

"The face is 30 years old"! 28-year-old woman walks in Tibet, causing heated discussion.

"The face is 30 years old"! 28-year-old woman walks in Tibet, causing heated discussion.

  Some netizens also said that,

  Admire her courage and be happy.

  "Although the appearance has changed,

  But the mind has been purified. "

"The face is 30 years old"! 28-year-old woman walks in Tibet, causing heated discussion.

"The face is 30 years old"! 28-year-old woman walks in Tibet, causing heated discussion.

"The face is 30 years old"! 28-year-old woman walks in Tibet, causing heated discussion.

  The girl who walked into Tibet responded.

  Sunburn is the mark of effort.

  No facial anxiety

  This girl, named Xia Xia, talked about the topic that netizens teased her that "28 years old turns 58 years old". She said that hiking completely cured her mental internal friction and made her accept herself completely.

  "My original intention is to feel the world and challenge myself. Compared with nature, human beings are really small, and our troubles are just a drop in the ocean. My sunburn is the mark of my efforts and my medal. They make me love myself more. I have no appearance anxiety. "

"The face is 30 years old"! 28-year-old woman walks in Tibet, causing heated discussion.

"The face is 30 years old"! 28-year-old woman walks in Tibet, causing heated discussion.

  In response to the question of how to make a living during hiking, she said that she relied on live broadcast income to make a living during hiking. "The most important thing for people is to live a full life and work hard for what they like. I have made no less efforts for hiking than going to work. There is only one life, and I want to do what I want in time. " Her parents felt her determination, respected her choice and gave her the courage to dare to challenge the unknown.

"The face is 30 years old"! 28-year-old woman walks in Tibet, causing heated discussion.

  Xia Xia’s next plan is to go abroad on foot next year. "For hiking, I haven’t been home for the New Year for three years. After this time, I want to go home to meet my parents and start again next year. "

  Because of her two experiences of hiking in Tibet, she received encouragement from many netizens, and her media account rose by 200,000 overnight. "The enthusiasm of netizens infected me. In the future, I will record more hiking life and answer questions for outdoor enthusiasts."

  Synthesis: Tide News, Channel Network

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What brand is Cixi’s royal car? The research says it’s Tulia brand.

  This year is 115 years since cars were introduced into China. As a researcher of "The Origin of China Automobile History", Jiang Haicheng has been very busy recently: he will give a speech at a theme forum to commemorate the 115th anniversary of the introduction of automobiles into China. This speech mainly focuses on "Is the Empress Dowager Cixi the first car introduced to China?" It seems to be a simple topic, but it embodies Jiang Haicheng’s efforts for more than ten years.

  Jiang Haicheng, who has retired for many years, has not lived a long life. He is still busy with his favorite things. Jiang Haicheng first worked in the Beijing Planetarium. After work, his biggest hobby is studying cars. At that time, the information was underdeveloped and there were few cars. Going to the exhibition hall to see cars became his greatest pleasure. In the 1990s, more and more cars began to appear in Beijing, and Jiang Haicheng became more and more fond of cars. He resolutely left the Beijing Planetarium, where he had worked for most of his life, and became an automobile media reporter.

  As the first batch of automobile media people in Beijing, Jiang Haicheng witnessed the vigorous development of China automobile industry from scratch in the new era. Nevertheless, he is most concerned about the history of automobiles, especially the initial period of automobile development in China.

  In 2001, he published an article in China Auto News: The "Mystery" Left by Cixi’s Imperial Cars. At that time, the cars that Empress Dowager Cixi took were exhibited in the Summer Palace. About this car, some people say that it was presented to Empress Dowager Cixi by Yuan Shikai as a birthday present in 1897. This car is the second generation product of Mercedes-Benz. Many people naturally think that Empress Dowager Cixi was the first person to own a private car.

  However, in this "classic car", Jiang Haicheng did not see the logo of Mercedes-Benz, but saw a logo printed with "DURYEA" on an iron pedal. What brand is this car? When was it produced? When was it introduced into China? Jiang Haicheng raised many questions about this car.

  He began to look for answers one by one. To this end, he found the source of the statement that "the vehicle is a Mercedes-Benz second-generation car": Wang Huapeng, editor of "The Encyclopedia of China: History of Chinese Cars". Wang Huapeng, a former director of the Automobile Research Office of the Academy of Communications, told Jiang Haicheng that he made that statement out of speculation after inspecting the car in 1979. Moreover, Wang Huapeng later went to Germany to visit the Stuttgart Mercedes-Benz Museum, and found no cars with similar styles and models as Cixi’s royal cars. At this time, Jiang Haicheng basically came to a conclusion that the classic car of Empress Dowager Cixi was not a Mercedes-Benz car, but a Tulia car.

  However, in a few years, it became popular that the royal car of Empress Dowager Cixi was a Mercedes-Benz brand, and it was also said that this car was customized by Yuan Shikai through the German Embassy.

  Jiang Haicheng once again began his "rebuttal" journey. In 2005, Jiang Haicheng learned that the Ford Museum in the United States had materials of Tulia cars, and he contacted the representative of Ford Motor Company in China, hoping to find relevant materials of Cixi’s royal cars. Before long, Jiang Haicheng received a reply: In 1896, Tulia Company assembled 13 cars with the same design as Empress Dowager Cixi’s royal car, which was the third generation car of Tulia. The car used by Empress Dowager Cixi was the only survivor among the 13 cars.

  Jiang Haicheng was delighted with it, and the good news kept coming. In 2013, Mercedes-Benz held a commemorative event in Beijing to commemorate the centenary of Mercedes-Benz’s visit to China. This activity originated from a historical fact: in 1913, German businessman Franz Oster brought the first Mercedes 10/25 RS station wagon to China for the first time. This also indirectly proves once again that the royal car of Empress Dowager Cixi is not a Mercedes-Benz brand. Jiang Haicheng added that in 1897, Mercedes-Benz customized a car for Queen Victoria of the United Kingdom. On that car, the words Mercedes-Benz brand and Victoria were marked, while Cixi’s royal car did not have similar words.

  Based on these data, Jiang Haicheng believes that Cixi’s royal car has reached a conclusion for the Tulia brand. With the determination of the brand, the time when Cixi came to the Summer Palace by car also came to a conclusion: the car arrived in the Summer Palace in 1902, not in 1897. In 1897, faced with the threat of reform forces, Empress Dowager Cixi had no intention of holding a birthday celebration. Moreover, in the trade environment at that time, cars produced in the United States in 1896 would not have spread to China so quickly. According to historical records, in 1902 after the Gengzi Incident, Empress Dowager Cixi rebuilt the Summer Palace and held her 68th birthday in the Summer Palace. At this time, Yuan Shikai had a chance to get on the bus. However, by 1902, this car of Empress Dowager Cixi was not the first car introduced to China. In December 1901, LINZ, a Hungarian businessman, transported two American-made "Osmo Bill" cars to the Shanghai Public Concession. On January 30, 1902, the Shanghai Municipal Bureau of Industry and Commerce granted him a "temporary license" to drive on the streets, which was the first time that a car appeared in China.

  The debate that lasted for more than ten years finally came to the bottom. In his latest speech, Jiang Haicheng systematically demonstrated from eight aspects that the imperial car of Empress Dowager Cixi was not "the first car introduced into China". Looking back on these years’ efforts, Jiang Haicheng sighed and said softly and firmly, "I finally handed in a valid answer sheet when the car was introduced to China for 115 years."

  Jiang Haicheng told reporters that during the research, he wrote to Mr. Dan Jixiang, president of the Palace Museum, and Mr. Li Guorong, deputy director of the First Historical Archives of China, hoping that they could help him find the old photos of Empress Dowager Cixi and the car. The two gentlemen tried their best to find no relevant pictures, and they specially wrote back to Jiang Haicheng to express their apologies, which made Jiang Haicheng feel extremely warm. Jiang Haicheng also hopes to seek relevant pictures from readers through Beijing Evening News to enrich the research results. Jiang baojun

Wonderful and funny jokes: 1. Last night, I enjoyed dinner at the barbecue stall on the roadside. …

Wonderful and funny jokes: 1. Last night, I enjoyed dinner at a barbecue stall on the roadside, sitting next to two 14-and 15-year-old boys. One of them asked, "shall we drink beer or red wine?" Another replied, "Let’s taste red wine today!" I thought to myself, these two boys are quite emotional. However, the following words surprised me. The boy who asked questions loudly said to the waiter, "Two bottles of iced black tea!" "

Wonderful funny jokes: 2. My cousin is lively and active, with short hair and a boy-like personality. Her name is Yuge. A new colleague, a handsome boy, came to her unit recently, which is very popular. Cousin always looks for opportunities to gather in front of others and help new colleagues get familiar with the environment. At the beginning, the handsome boy always said: thank you for your song! Cousin sounds very kind. After a few days, everyone became familiar with it and called her "brother" directly. Cousin realized that the little handsome guy thought she was a boy!

Wonderful funny jokes: 3. Did my mother finish reading it? Hold? Mother’s heart fades and cuts quietly? Still? Xin Shu k? Pray for us to eat ω? Cut? Is it dangerous to look at the eyes from the fairy? ? э Danger? ? ээ Wei Que takes 6 sou Jia Mi Meng ┳ gluttonous burden? Hey? ? Qiang rabbit paralysis? Excuse me.

Wonderful and funny jokes: 4. Once I was drinking with my friends, I drank it from afternoon to evening, and when I couldn’t drink white wine, I switched to red wine. Finally, I raised my glass to invite my friends, holding the wine in one hand and patting him on the shoulder with the other. I was about to talk from the bottom of my heart when he spit all the red wine in his mouth and not absorbed. He paused for a second, holding his head and crying. That was sad. I said helplessly, "didn’t you just throw up all over me? It’s okay. Don’t cry." He looked up and said to me, "X, I vomited blood. I must be terminally ill …" I was speechless at that time!

Wonderful funny jokes: 5. Once I quarreled with my wife, I slapped her on the spur of the moment. Later, he was called by his father-in-law to lecture. Father-in-law angrily scolded: "what kind of man is a man who hits a woman?" If you are really capable, hit my wife! "

Wonderful funny jokes: 6. Why are other people’s wives so gentle and so innocent girl? Look at the shopping mall over there. There is a beautiful woman in the waiting chair who is gently wiping the sweat from her husband’s forehead. Suddenly, there was a strong rush behind me, and my ass was actually kicked: What are you looking at, I’m not enough for you? Take the bag and be honest. . The same woman, why is the gap so big?

Wonderful funny jokes: 7. Today, the stock market plummeted, and my mood was not very good. When the husband came home to open the door, he found that his wife ran to the bathroom in a panic, feeling that there was something to hide from him. He ran to the bedroom and saw that the window was open and there was a man hiding outside. The husband was so angry that he pushed the man down from the 20th floor! Five minutes later, the wife came out after pulling her stomach, leaned out of the window and asked her husband, "Where’s the master who repaired the air conditioner?"

Wonderful funny jokes: 8. I have been in love for 5 years and have just given birth to a baby boy this year. When I was just pregnant, my morning sickness was so serious that I dreamed of upgrading to a family of three every day. I was extremely happy. As a result, when the baby was born, my mother took care of me and let me go back to my mother’s house on the day of the baby’s full moon banquet! Don’t you feel guilty? Aren’t you afraid of nightmares when you sleep at night?

Wonderful and funny jokes: 9. At a class reunion, everyone was drunk, supported each other back to the dormitory, and fell asleep. In the middle of the night, I got thirsty and poured water. I vaguely saw a red dot on the ground and thought, "Who threw a cigarette butt without stubbing it out?" I stepped forward and stamped out the cigarette butt, and then went back to sleep. The next morning, I heard someone ask loudly, "Who crushed my mobile phone charger?"

Wonderful funny jokes: 10. After returning from a business trip, I tried to open the door with my fingerprint, but there was no response. So I changed my fingers and tried … I tried all ten fingers, but it still didn’t work. I was busy calling my mother to ask what was going on. Mother said loudly, "Why did you open the door? We deleted your fingerprints, don’t come back! " I suddenly felt very helpless and said to my mother, "I just want to make sure that the door lock is normal." Mom continued: "Your father and I are going to make up for our honeymoon these days, for fear of hitting you!" Don’t make light bulbs for us either! "

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