After five years of market experience, how should we evaluate Geely’s CMA architecture now?

?By 2020, when it comes to the R&D and production of automobiles, it must be inseparable from such terms as "platform" and "architecture". In the past ten years, most automobile manufacturers with a certain scale have launched so-called platforms or architectures, such as the famous MQB, the PSA Group EMP, which is not a big hit, and TNGA, which came from behind.

After the acquisition, the biggest move can be said to be to jointly develop the CMA architecture, whose full name is Compact Modular Architecture, which was developed in the China-Europe R&D Center (CEVT) in Gothenburg, Sweden, while CEVT was a European R&D center established by the holding group in 2013 with global resources.

Nowadays, we can see that there are more and more models developed based on CMA architecture, including branded models, branded models and every brand model that has come out so far. In this case, it is time for us to summarize the characteristics of CMA architecture in many products. Of course, there are advantages and disadvantages in these characteristics.

variety

Many models have been born under CMA framework, among which only 01, 02, 03, 05 and the newly released 06 have covered many different types of models, including SUV, crossover, car and coupe SUV.

In fact, for any modular architecture or platform, it is only a basic project to be compatible with different vehicle types. For example, as small as polo and as large as Touang, they are all products of MQB platform, and the TNGA architecture basically covers all new models and. Therefore, for the CMA architecture of-,it is not a miraculous thing to develop a variety of models based on it, but it is just a matter of doing its job.

So what does diversity mean here?

Actually, it refers to the diversity of personality. Some time ago, whenever we talked about the MQB platform, we would think that most MQB platform cars are the same model, and there is not much difference between models, and even there will be similar driving quality of models with different positioning heights. This is how the legendary platform without (m) area (q) and (b) came into being, and there is a view that hundreds of thousands of MQBs are more worth buying than 200,000 or even 300,000 MQBs.

However, in the CMA architecture, different models still have different personalities.

For example, 03+ and 05 equipped with the same powertrain are completely different in driving experience. I know you will say that 03+ is a performance car with special positioning, and the driving experience must be different, but this personality difference can also be reflected in other models. For example, 01 and 05, 01, which are both SUV foundations and have similar sizes, are relatively more comfortable, while 05′ s chassis is more sporty in terms of lateral support.

In addition to the diversity of personality, CMA architecture also has diversity in the types of powertrain.

In terms of traditional fuel power, CMA architecture provides a variety of combinations of engines and gearboxes. The engines are 1.5T and 2.0T, and the matching of gearboxes will be selected according to different models or even different driving forms. At present, gearboxes appearing on CMA architecture are 6AT, 7DCT and 8AT.

If it is the platform architecture of other manufacturers, it usually does not provide so many choices. Needless to say, the driving form must be compatible with the four-wheel drive system.

In fact, in order to realize the diversity of products, CMA architecture divides vehicle components into25 super modulesIn addition to the familiar parts such as engine and gearbox, there are also parts related to body structure and electrification. This is equivalent to playing with permutation and combination. If the number of modules is enough, the more schemes can be pieced together, which can bring different effects to the types and personalities of vehicles.

More importantly, CMA architecture is also compatible with the R&D and production of pure electric vehicles, which is one of the advantages of CMA architecture compared with some other automobile R&D and production architecture platforms.

Speaking of this, I have to mention its high-end electric car brand-Polestar.Polar star.

In Polestar’s product series, there is a very important product, which will be officially introduced to the market this year, that is, Polestar 2, which is a pure electric vehicle aimed at positioning. The pre-sale price announced before is less than 300,000.

This pure electric vehicle is built based on CMA architecture, and it is also the first pure electric vehicle under CMA architecture. However, the pre-production preparation stage of Polestar 2 takes a little longer, and many people can’t wait, so start delivery quickly.

unity

Speaking of diversity, let’s talk about unity. You may feel contradictory. Since there are many kinds, how can we unify them?

Do you still remember that the CMA architecture just mentioned divides the vehicle parts into 25 super modules? These different modules are combined together through a unified interface. The CMA architecture also has a standardized manufacturing process list, which can effectively control different models to adopt the same manufacturing processes and standards in different production lines, thus ensuring the uniformity of vehicle quality.

This can also be found in the actual experience. Although the models born on the CMA architecture have different personalities, they are relatively consistent in some aspects of experience.

Such as sitting posture.

Although SUVs and cars are born with different ride heights, due to the existence of modularity, the bending angles of the upper and lower limbs of the body and the relative positions with the steering wheel and pedals can be unified, so that drivers can find familiar feelings when driving different models of CMA architecture.

The adjustment range of the seat has a standard range, which is 262.2mm in front and back, and 65mm in height. Even in the seat adjustmentNVHOn the other hand, CMA architecture also has its own higher requirements. Their standard is that the maximum sound of seat operation is only 38dB, which is much lower than the mainstream 45dB.

There is also the NVH performance of driving. Although different models will be adjusted in different orientations according to their positioning, the CMA-based models have a very good foundation in the performance of vibration filtering and quietness. Even a car with a 20-inch rim like the 05 is inherently unfavorable to the handling of road shattering, but it still has a very stable performance on the "Belgian Road".

One of the advantages brought by uniformity is the improvement of the universality of parts, which is of great help to reduce the cost of research and development and production.

In fact, the theory that modular platforms or architectures can reduce costs has appeared since MQB platform, but on some platforms or architectures of MQB and other brands, as consumers, it seems that they can’t see what benefits the manufacturers have brought to consumers by reducing costs. First, the quality of cars may not be improved, and second, the price may not be cheaper than before.

However, in the models developed by the brand and even some brands using CMA architecture, we have seen the benefits brought by the manufacturer to consumers by reducing costs, that is, giving consideration to quality and beautiful price.

It’s just that Rut Jun thinks this is also due to the market structure, especially as such an emerging brand, we can see that their products do have advantages in quality and deserve higher prices. However, once the price is high, consumers are less willing to buy new cars. After all, the reality is cruel.

forward looking

As a rising star in automobile R&D and production infrastructure, CMA can show more excellent forward-looking in some details.

Today’s cars, even if they are not pure electric vehicles with new energy, have become more and more complicated in the electrical system, because today’s cars are emphasizing intelligence. An important step to realize the intelligentization of automobiles is to move towards the goal of unmanned driving or autonomous driving. What is the biggest obstacle in front of unmanned driving or autonomous driving?

The answer isarithmetic speed.

In order to achieve higher operation speed, the requirements for vehicle electronic system are higher.

CMA architecture also noticed this at the beginning of development, so it designed electrical system redundancy that can easily cope with the next 10-15 years. At present, the field of intelligent driving is developing very fast, so it was prepared for the intelligent development in the next 15-20 years in the development stage five years ago, which fully reflects the forward-looking nature of CMA architecture.

The forward-looking of CMA architecture is also reflected inCompatibility of power systemIn fact, as we just said, CMA architecture not only has gasoline vehicles, but the 2.0T engine can not only easily meet the stringent national 6 emission standards at this stage, but also be able to cope with the abnormal European 7 emission standards.

In addition, CMA architecture will also have plug-in, light-mixing, and pure electric vehicles.

You may ask, pure electric vehicles and traditional fuel vehicles share the platform architecture, so will this basic pure electric vehicle be a magic work of "changing oil into electricity"? This question does exist, just like everyone’s question about not developing a platform architecture for pure electric vehicles alone.

Rut Jun believes that it depends on whether the platform architecture has considered the R&D and production of pure electric vehicles at the beginning of development. The "oil-to-electricity" we say refers to those platforms that originally only had oil vehicles, but later abruptly added pure electric vehicles. For example, the CMA architecture has included the pure electric power form into the development goal at the beginning of development, which does not belong to "oil to electricity".

Playability

For some people who love cars and cars, they often take playability into consideration when choosing models, and playability may be part of the current lack or limitation of CMA architecture.

The so-called playability mainly refers to the "tossing space" left by the vehicle to the owner.

For example, the MQB platform is probably one of the architecture platforms with strong playability at present. One of the major reasons is that there are already many models born on the MQB platform, and they also have a large number in the market. Then many automotive aftermarket brands will launch modified and upgraded products for MQB platform models. These modifications and upgrades usually include power, chassis and other parts of the kit, and can even be divided into several levels, which is what we often call "first-order".

The CMA architecture is not so mature in this respect. The main reason is that the CMA architecture is still in the process of development and growth, and its ownership is not large enough. Moreover, the previous CMA architecture models did not focus on attracting consumers who love to play with cars.

One of the phenomena of its products can illustrate this point: 03+, as the first China performance car, does have a good foundation in itself, but Rut Jun learned from some channels that the entry-level upgrade scheme commonly used by car players is not feasible at all on 03+.Brush ECU.

Perhaps the technology derived from it has a high level of safety protection, so it is impossible to crack the ECU engine control computer, and the power curve can only be changed through the external computer, and this form of upgrade is very limited for 03+. This hardly leaves the so-called "tossing space" for car users.

At the same time, due to the relatively small demand, 03+ and even other CMA-based models are also very limited in the selection of chassis upgrades.

Golf on the MQB platform, such as Bilstein, SACHS, Tein, Eibach and KYB, can provide countless choices and have a huge modified ecosystem, while CMA 03 can’t find mass-produced big brand modified parts, and there is almost no ecosystem.

In view of the fact that the brands that occupy a big position in the CMA architecture are mainly young consumers, and may have certain needs in changing cars, Rutjun thinks that expanding the playability of CMA architecture is-the next thing to be promoted. After all, cars like 03+ have been built, and the owners have to toss and turn.

Write it at the end

As a modular architecture jointly developed by and, the models born on the basis of CMA can bring consumers a good sense of quality whether driving or riding, especially in some models of brands and brands, and it is really exciting to create a leapfrog driving experience at a price that most consumers are more acceptable.

This has something to do with many goals and standards set by CMA architecture at the beginning of its development. But then again, although there are many models of CMA architecture, compared with the platform architecture introduced by other manufacturers relatively early, the volume is still relatively small. By enriching the product line and expanding the quantity, we can further exert the advantages of modular architecture.

The question is, what kind of products should we continue to launch next to attract consumers? There are many kinds of SUVs, so is there any chance in the car market? Can pure electric vehicle products be decentralized to brands or even brands?

Geely’s Wing Zhen Automobile increased its capital to 347 million yuan.

The company was established in April 2016, and its legal representative is Nan Shengliang. Its business scope includes automobile and parts manufacturing, sales, import and export of goods, technology import and export, and mechanical equipment leasing services. The panoramic view of equity shows that the company is wholly owned by Zhejiang Yizhen New Energy Automobile Co., Ltd., which is jointly held by Geely Group (Ningbo) Co., Ltd. and Zhejiang Geely Holding Group Co., Ltd.

Dalian Shopping Festival and the First Automobile Fair in Ganjingzi District Held

  Cctv news The Ganjingzi District Committee and District Government of Dalian held the Dalian Shopping Festival and the first automobile fair in Ganjingzi District from July 1 to July 3, and distributed 5 million yuan coupons for benefiting the people.

  Gao Yunpeng, Deputy Secretary of the District Party Committee and District Chief, Huang Bin, Chairman of the District Political Consultative Conference, Li Yun, Deputy Director of Dalian Municipal Bureau of Commerce, Xing Guide, Deputy Director of the District People’s Congress, Feng Tan, Deputy Head of the District Government, Wang Tao, Director of the Commercial Circulation Department of Dalian Municipal Bureau of Commerce, and Fu Wei, General Manager of Dalian UnionPay Co., Ltd. attended the opening ceremony, and Gao Shenghui, Director of the District Bureau of Commerce, presided over the opening ceremony.

  This year’s auto fair organized nearly 70 auto sales enterprises registered in Gansu, and a total of more than 240 vehicles participated in the exhibition. The Huimin coupons distributed this time include automobile coupons and comprehensive coupons, which are distributed in two ways: cash back coupons for car purchase and full reduction of shopping value. It is estimated that the retail sales in the whole region will be about 300 million yuan.

Match day 13: The United States dropped the relay and the replay squeezed out China to advance.

        CCTV News:From the evening of 18th to the morning of 19th, Beijing time, the Rio Olympic Games ushered in the 13th competition day. China ranked third in the medal table with 20 gold, 16 silver and 22 bronze medals.

△ As of 8: 30 am on August 19, Beijing time,

△ As of 8: 30 am on August 19, Beijing time,

        Diving women’s 10m platform final

        Ren Xi performed perfectly, winning gold and Si Yajie taking silver.

        In the women’s 10m platform final of the Rio Olympic Games, which ended early this morning, Beijing time, two girls from China played a stable role. Ren Xi scored three high scores of over 90 points with near-perfect performance, winning the 20th gold medal for China and the silver medal for Si Yajie.

△ Ren Xi

△ Ren Xi

△ Si Yajie

△ Si Yajie

        Ren Xi, born in 2001, became the first Olympic champion in China after 00. Si Yajie was born in 1998 and will turn 18 at the end of this year.

        4X100 relay preliminaries

        China men’s team finished third in total score.

        Last night, Beijing time, in the 4X100 relay preliminaries of track and field events in Rio Olympic Games, China was divided into the first group, and Tang Xingqiang, Xie Zhenye, Su Bingtian and Zhang Peimeng represented China, and finally ran 37.82 seconds, ranking second in the group, which also broke the Asian record.

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        However, in another group of matches that followed, the Japanese team ran 37.68 seconds, which set a new Asian record just set by China, and also surpassed the traditional strong Jamaican team, and advanced to the final first in the group. The men’s 4X100 final will be held on the morning of 20th Beijing time.

        The China women’s team was pushed out of the final in the United States’ individual replay.

        In the women’s 4X100 relay preliminaries, the China women’s team consisting of Yuan Qiqi, Wei Yongli, Ge Manqi and Liang Xiaojing finished in the first group in 42.70 seconds.

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        Then in the second group, the American women’s team made a mistake in the handover of the second stick Felix and the third stick Gardner, and finally finished the game. In this way, the China women’s team ranked eighth in the preliminary round and entered the final.

△ American team handover error moment

△ American team handover error moment

        However, the American track and field team appealed that a Brazilian player touched Felix when he was about to hand over the baton. The game will be replayed in slow motion, and the complaint of the US team will be confirmed to be valid. The United States re-ran alone in the same pass and qualified for the final with a score of 41.77 seconds. China, which ranked eighth in the preliminary round, missed the final.

△ The US team re-ran alone in the same pass.

△ The US team re-ran alone in the same pass.

        After the United States rematch and qualified for the women’s 4×100 relay final of the Rio Olympic Games, the China delegation immediately filed a second complaint, including: 1. Nine teams advanced to the final; 2. The finals will be divided into two groups. The five teams with the best scores are divided into one group, and the four teams with the lower scores are divided into another group. However, the second appeal of China women’s relay team was rejected. Previously, the delegation of China had complained about the disqualification of the United States team in the rematch, but the complaint was finally rejected.

        Boxing women’s 51kg semifinal

        Cancan Ren wins bronze medal.

        China’s Cancan Ren lost 0-3 to British star Adams in the first contest of the women’s 51kg semi-final of the Rio Olympic Games this morning. According to the rules, all the semi-finalists will get bronze medals if they lose. At the London Olympic Games four years ago, Cancan Ren lost to her opponent in the final and won a silver medal.

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        Synchronized swimming collective technical self-selection

        China is temporarily ranked second.

        Early this morning, Beijing time, the Rio Olympic Games synchronized swimming collective technical self-selection competition was held at Maria Lunk Water Center. The theme of the China team is "Samba Dance". China girl infected the audience with enthusiastic samba, and finally got 95.6174 points, ranking second by less than 2 points behind the traditional strong Russian team. 

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        After that, the synchronized swimming competition will be held on the evening of 19th Beijing time, and the total score of the two competitions will determine the final champion.

        Badminton game

        Men’s doubles: Chai Biao/Hong Wei missed the podium

        Last night, Beijing time, the badminton men’s doubles competition of Rio Olympic Games entered the final competition. In the bronze medal match, China team Chai Biao/Hong Wei fought hard for three sets, and lost to British team Ellis/langridge 1-2, and won the fourth place. 

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        Women’s singles: Li Xuerui missed the final with knee injury.

        Last night, Beijing time, the badminton women’s singles competition of Rio Olympic Games entered the semi-final competition. Defending champion, No.3 seed of the tournament and China’s Li Xuerui lost 0-2 to Spanish player Marin, who ranked first in the world, and missed the women’s singles final.

        In the past record of confrontation between Li Xuerui and Marin, Li Xuerui has the advantage of 5 games, 3 wins and 2 losses, but since 2014, Li Xuerui’s left foot and knee have been injured one after another, which has affected her competitive state.

        In the second game of the game, at 16-17, Li Xuerui suddenly fell backwards when he returned the ball, and his knee was unfortunately sprained. After simple treatment by the team doctor, Li Xuerui returned to the field strongly, but he was unable to run on a large scale. In the end, Li Xuerui lost the second game 16-21, and lost to Marin 0-2, failing to advance to the women’s singles final.

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        After the game, Li Xuerui was diagnosed with a broken anterior cruciate ligament in her left knee, which also meant that she would withdraw from the women’s singles bronze medal competition and bid farewell to the Rio Olympic Games.

        Women’s doubles: Yu Yang/Tang Yuanting won the fourth place

        Last night, Beijing time, in the bronze medal match of badminton women’s doubles, China team Yu Yang/Tang Yuanting lost to South Korean team Zheng Jingyin/Shen Shengzan 0-2 and won the fourth place.

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        In the gold medal match, the Japanese team Misaki Matsutomo/Takahashi Lihua beat the Danish team 2-1 to win the gold medal. This is also the first gold medal of the Japanese team in this event.

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        Canoe final

        Men’s single rowing 200m final: Li Qiang won the seventh place.

        In the men’s single rowing 200m Group A final, China’s Li Qiang won the seventh place, creating China’s best Olympic performance in this event. 

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        Women’s single kayak 500m final: Zhou Yu won the sixth place. 

        In the women’s single kayak 500m Group A final, China’s Zhou Yu started at the first track. In the second half, Zhou Yu began to fully accelerate and once caught up with the third place. In the end, Hungary was the first to rush to the finish line with a score of 1 minute, 52 seconds and 494 seconds. Zhou Yu, however, fell behind to the sixth place due to physical decline in the sprint stage, with a score of 1 minute 54 seconds 994.

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        modern pentathlon

        Chen Qian and Zhang Xiaonan are temporarily ranked fifth and sixth in the women’s group.

        Last night, Beijing time, the women’s modern pentathlon in Rio Olympic Games started to compete. The modern pentathlon of Rio Olympic Games is held in different venues in the order of fencing, swimming, equestrian and running and shooting.

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        In the first fencing ranking competition, China’s two female athletes, Chen Qian and Zhang Xiaonan, performed well, ranking fifth and sixth respectively, while Polish player Nowacka temporarily ranked first.

        Guo Jianli and Cao Zhongrong are temporarily ranked 15th and 22nd.

        China sent two male generals, Guo Jianli and Cao Zhongrong, to compete in the men’s modern pentathlon. Among them, Cao Zhongrong won the runner-up in the London Olympic Games, which is quite powerful. In the first fencing ranking competition, Guo Jianli ranked 15th with 19 wins, 16 losses and 214 points, Cao Zhongrong ranked 22nd with 17 wins, 18 losses and 202 points, and Russian player Lexen temporarily ranked first with 28 wins, 7 losses and 268 points.

        The second swimming competition will start at 23: 00 p.m. Beijing time on the 20th.

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        Women’s freestyle wrestling

        63kg class: Xu Rui missed the semi-finals.

        Last night, Beijing time, the wrestling event of Rio Olympic Games continued. In the women’s freestyle 63kg quarter-finals, China’s Xu Rui played against Ukrainian players and finally beat her opponent 3-1 to advance to the quarter-finals. In the quarter-finals, Xu Rui was injured in the mouth during the contest with Russian players, and finally lost to the opponent and was eliminated, and missed the semi-finals.

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        53kg class: Zhong Xuechun lost to the Swedish veteran and missed the bronze medal.

        Early this morning, Beijing time, the women’s freestyle wrestling bronze medal in Rio Olympic Games started to compete. At the beginning of the game, mattson started to attack, and scored 4 points in less than 20 seconds. In the subsequent competition, Zhong Xuechun was pinned down by his opponent and was passive, and finally landed on his shoulders. It took only 29 seconds for Zhong Xuechun to lose to mattson.

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        Men’s triathlon

        British brothers swept all the gold and silver, and China’s white hair was 50th.

        In the men’s triathlon of Rio Olympic Games, which ended last night, Beijing time, the Brownlee brothers of Britain swept all the gold and silver medals, the South African player won the bronze medal, and Bai Fa, a swimmer from China, finished the race in 1 hour, 58 minutes and 08 seconds, ranking 50th.

Triathlon athletes should complete 1.5 km swimming, 40 km cycling and 10 km long-distance running without interruption.

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        Women’s individual golf second round

        13th in Feng Shanshan, 47th in Lin Xiyun.

        Last night, Beijing time, the women’s individual golf tournament of Rio Olympic Games entered the second round of competition. Feng Shanshan played well, ranking 13th.

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        Lin Xiyun, another player from China, performed poorly, and her performance dropped from 37th to 47th after this round. At the end of the half-way, South Korea’s Park Ren-fei’s total score was 10 under par, ranking first.

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Trump is addicted to the ball again, and this time he was caught by the White House.

While the anger caused by "Freud’s death" in the United States is burning all over the United States, several data of COVID-19 epidemic have "hit a new high". At this juncture, Trump turned out to be "addicted" to golf and "committed". But this time, with the intervention of the White House, he failed to get what he wanted.
According to the National Broadcasting Corporation (NBC) on the 7th, it was learned from two people familiar with the decision of the White House that Trump had planned to spend the weekend at the Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, New Jersey. However, the White House directly "shot" a few days ago and changed the itinerary, which led to the cancellation of the trip to Bedminster.
According to people familiar with the matter, the decision of the White House is largely because Trump went to his private club to play golf when the fire of demonstrations in the United States was "burning"."The public influence may be bad."(the potential for “bad optics”)。
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It is worth mentioning that "bad optics" is a special term in business and political circles. YourDictionary, a popular American dictionary website, also began to "smuggle goods": the example of "optics" was replaced by "a politician who beat Goff during a demonstration in his own country is an example of" bad public influence ". Because the dictionary website is connected to the Google search engine, it searches for "bad optics" in Google.This example will appear on the home page..
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According to NBC, Trump’s original plan was to go directly to New Jersey after visiting the swab factory in Maine on Friday (5th) and spend a "working weekend" there.
According to USA-Today, during this trip to Maine, Trump still refused to wear masks and other protective equipment when he visited the swab factory. The workers on the production line were "armed to the feet". Trump not only passed in front of them, but also stopped to talk with some workers.
Afterwards, the marketing manager of the company said in an interview that all the swabs produced by the factory during Trump’s visit that day would be discarded.
Trump finally agreed with the White House advisers and canceled his trip to New Jersey. NBC quoted people familiar with the president’s decision-making as saying that thousands of demonstrators continued to protest in front of the White House on Saturday, so the original plan may "cause problems". NBC reported that if this trip can take place, it will be Trump’s visit to his golf club again after a lapse of five months since last August.
It is reported that,Trump has put Bedminster on the agenda again.According to the current schedule, he will spend at least one day there next weekend to hold a live fundraising event for the presidential election. However, the report did not say whether Trump will play golf in Bedminster next week.
Although Trump said that he would not have time to play golf before the 16-year general election, he repeatedly reneged after his election. CNN reported that on May 23rd, when the death toll from COVID-19 in the United States was approaching 100,000, President Trump was photographed playing golf at Trump National Golf Club in Sterling, Virginia.
Trump waved to the onlookers at the stadium (Source: CNN video screenshot)
The Huffin Post said on April 23 that American taxpayers are often angry at Trump’s frequent visits to his private golf course. According to an analysis of the newspaper, as of February, Trump spent a total of $133.8 million on his golf trip, equivalent to his salary of 334 years.
The "Black Bloody Case" has triggered the 12th day of protests and demonstrations in the United States. The Hill said that the number of protesters in all parts of the United States reached record levels this Saturday. The main roads of Philadelphia, the entrance of the White House in Washington, D.C., and the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco are crowded with demonstrators. The newspaper said that at present, the number of newly confirmed cases in 23 States in the United States is increasing every week, and in the past four days, many States have set a record for newly confirmed cases since the outbreak.
According to NBC, after Trump’s trip was cancelled this weekend, there are no specific arrangements, and the White House has not received a notice that Trump will appear before the end of this week. The protest in front of the White House has reached the ninth day, and thousands of demonstrators are still walking on the streets of Washington, DC.
Source: Observer Network Jufeng
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Wonderful and funny jokes: 1. Last night, I enjoyed dinner at the barbecue stall on the roadside. …

Wonderful and funny jokes: 1. Last night, I enjoyed dinner at a barbecue stall on the roadside, sitting next to two 14-and 15-year-old boys. One of them asked, "shall we drink beer or red wine?" Another replied, "Let’s taste red wine today!" I thought to myself, these two boys are quite emotional. However, the following words surprised me. The boy who asked questions loudly said to the waiter, "Two bottles of iced black tea!" "

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Wonderful funny jokes: 8. I have been in love for 5 years and have just given birth to a baby boy this year. When I was just pregnant, my morning sickness was so serious that I dreamed of upgrading to a family of three every day. I was extremely happy. As a result, when the baby was born, my mother took care of me and let me go back to my mother’s house on the day of the baby’s full moon banquet! Don’t you feel guilty? Aren’t you afraid of nightmares when you sleep at night?

Wonderful and funny jokes: 9. At a class reunion, everyone was drunk, supported each other back to the dormitory, and fell asleep. In the middle of the night, I got thirsty and poured water. I vaguely saw a red dot on the ground and thought, "Who threw a cigarette butt without stubbing it out?" I stepped forward and stamped out the cigarette butt, and then went back to sleep. The next morning, I heard someone ask loudly, "Who crushed my mobile phone charger?"

Wonderful funny jokes: 10. After returning from a business trip, I tried to open the door with my fingerprint, but there was no response. So I changed my fingers and tried … I tried all ten fingers, but it still didn’t work. I was busy calling my mother to ask what was going on. Mother said loudly, "Why did you open the door? We deleted your fingerprints, don’t come back! " I suddenly felt very helpless and said to my mother, "I just want to make sure that the door lock is normal." Mom continued: "Your father and I are going to make up for our honeymoon these days, for fear of hitting you!" Don’t make light bulbs for us either! "

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