Galaxy Guard 2
Special feature of 1905 film network To tell the truth, I’m annoyed to see these funny comparisons of Yinhu.
You see, the faces of superheroes of all ages have been lost by these pieces of material. The most shapeless one belongs to you!
There is a fight here! Can we be serious? ! Seriously, what are you listening to? !
Still dancing, saying he didn’t say you? Play songs if you have nothing to do, and square dance if you are ready. Am I watching a superhero or a Chinese aunt?
Look at the DC next door. People don’t fight, but they talk with a black face. Look at you. Will it be funny, funny all the time, is it annoying? Are you bored?
People make movies, relying on the plot, you make movies, relying on eggs. Have you considered the feelings of aunt cleaning in the cinema? Not to mention five eggs in a movie, the feature film is actually a pit. Isn’t this a burden to Xiao Dianjun? I have to help you plan one by one.
However, everyone is still waiting to see. If you don’t plan, you can’t. I’ll criticize you as I speak later. (Funny)
All members of Guardians of the Galaxy
In the previous film, a mixed-race music enthusiast, with a muscular man with social barriers, a crispy noodle with barbecue flavor, a green girl with domestic violence, and MengMeng, a baby tree person (don’t ask me why I call it that, this is its life’s core monuments), experienced the battle of the first film and deepened the purity (? ) revolutionary friendship, finally formed a team to save the universe.
However, don’t expect these pieces too well. They don’t have the same dark chivalry as the master. In fact, they just have nothing to do and make some extra money in the name of protecting the Milky Way. Simply put, it’s fighting and dancing.
Star Jue
Sure enough, it’s a group of guys who will get into trouble. This time, it’s a disaster.
At the beginning of the film, a small team organized a group to fight monsters. In fact, there were only three people in this scene, which had nothing to do with MengMeng, a tree man, and a socially handicapped man. After all, MengMeng was a group pet, as long as he was responsible for dancing on the side, while the muscular man … … Alas, IQ is really hurting, so quit the group.
The team killed the alien monster and exploded the equipment, and a group of people came to the distant Suoweilin clan’s territory to get a reward. Who knows that these guys are very annoying, especially blx, and they will be broken at the touch of a bomb. So the short-faced raccoon, who is good at talking and making trouble, decided to take the lead in pretending to be B, which angered the first BOSS in the film: Ayesha, the high priest of Suoweilin.
Ayesha in comics
This elder sister is by no means easy to mess with. In the original cartoon of Marvel Comics, this elder sister is an artificial life, alias Kismet. Have all kinds of abnormal superpowers: superhuman strength, speed, telepathy and energy absorption … … In short, he is a big sister with abnormal strength. In the cartoon, he is organized and manufactured by Inkley, the enemy of the Fantastic Four, in an attempt to control the world through artificial people. The big sister in the movie turned into the high priest of alien life. She didn’t see all those awesome superpowers, but as a leader, she was rich, had numerous servants, mastered all kinds of high-tech, and was proud of the Oscar statuette.
Movie version of Ayesha
Knowing that you are rich, there is no need to stick them all on your faces.
Although the group of five people who beat monsters exchanged trophies for the domestic violence object of Green Sister — — Blue Sister Nebula, but still in trouble, was chased and spanked by Ayesha’s men. After a burst of fleeing and fighting, a mysterious force suddenly appeared to annihilate Ayesha and her gang. And this big brother is the father of the golden song enthusiast — — Golden melody fever "ball" … …
Igo
As the saying goes, a funny son is afraid of having a funny father, and it bothers him to think about it. However, unfortunately, it was said that the "ball" father and son reunited after a long separation, and the first time they met, their mouths were golden.
… … Dude, this is a Marvel Comics movie, not Star Wars.
Comic version of Igor
It is said that this "daddy ball" is also well-known. His name is Igo, and he is a self-living planet in the comics. This daddy ball first appeared in the comics and was created by two best partners, Stan Lee and Jack Kirby. Its origin is a fusion of a scientist and a planet. As it absorbs more energy, many passing ships, planets and races are eaten by him. So our heroic and invincible brother Hammer was sent to teach him a lesson with a just mission … …
Raytheon vs. Igor
In the movie, his basic setting followed the comic book content, but he was reset as a god family, with the ability to create things against the sky. This setting has also doubled the value of his son, King Xing Jue of Golden Melody, and he has jumped from a homeless lost child to a descendant of the protoss. It’s really a crow turning into a phoenix.
However, the good times didn’t last long, but the father who was finally found was a "ball" with ulterior motives, great ambitions and unclean private life, and tried to join hands with his son to devour life in the universe. I have to say that this plot reversal is also hard. So in order to avenge his mother’s adult, the fans of golden songs refused the bright future of being a rich second generation, led a group of teammates to fight with Igo, and finally eliminated the bastard dad and saved the galaxy again.
The main line of the story is actually very simple and rude, but the "Silver Guard" series has always been good at gagging, bragging and farting. I am filled with a lot of content by various funny plots. For example, the game of throwing the ball by the father and son of Golden Melody enthusiasts, the interaction between the short-faced raccoon and MengMeng, the honest and frank CP combination of muscular man drax and mantis woman, etc. … … You can go to the film to watch this group of mentally retarded children who watch more fun.
The new CP composed of these two people is quite similar.