Wonderful and funny jokes: 1. Last night, I enjoyed dinner at a barbecue stall on the roadside, sitting next to two 14-and 15-year-old boys. One of them asked, "shall we drink beer or red wine?" Another replied, "Let’s taste red wine today!" I thought to myself, these two boys are quite emotional. However, the following words surprised me. The boy who asked questions loudly said to the waiter, "Two bottles of iced black tea!" "
Wonderful funny jokes: 2. My cousin is lively and active, with short hair and a boy-like personality. Her name is Yuge. A new colleague, a handsome boy, came to her unit recently, which is very popular. Cousin always looks for opportunities to gather in front of others and help new colleagues get familiar with the environment. At the beginning, the handsome boy always said: thank you for your song! Cousin sounds very kind. After a few days, everyone became familiar with it and called her "brother" directly. Cousin realized that the little handsome guy thought she was a boy!
Wonderful funny jokes: 3. Did my mother finish reading it? Hold? Mother’s heart fades and cuts quietly? Still? Xin Shu k? Pray for us to eat ω? Cut? Is it dangerous to look at the eyes from the fairy? ? э Danger? ? ээ Wei Que takes 6 sou Jia Mi Meng ┳ gluttonous burden? Hey? ? Qiang rabbit paralysis? Excuse me.
Wonderful and funny jokes: 4. Once I was drinking with my friends, I drank it from afternoon to evening, and when I couldn’t drink white wine, I switched to red wine. Finally, I raised my glass to invite my friends, holding the wine in one hand and patting him on the shoulder with the other. I was about to talk from the bottom of my heart when he spit all the red wine in his mouth and not absorbed. He paused for a second, holding his head and crying. That was sad. I said helplessly, "didn’t you just throw up all over me? It’s okay. Don’t cry." He looked up and said to me, "X, I vomited blood. I must be terminally ill …" I was speechless at that time!
Wonderful funny jokes: 5. Once I quarreled with my wife, I slapped her on the spur of the moment. Later, he was called by his father-in-law to lecture. Father-in-law angrily scolded: "what kind of man is a man who hits a woman?" If you are really capable, hit my wife! "
Wonderful funny jokes: 6. Why are other people’s wives so gentle and so innocent girl? Look at the shopping mall over there. There is a beautiful woman in the waiting chair who is gently wiping the sweat from her husband’s forehead. Suddenly, there was a strong rush behind me, and my ass was actually kicked: What are you looking at, I’m not enough for you? Take the bag and be honest. . The same woman, why is the gap so big?
Wonderful funny jokes: 7. Today, the stock market plummeted, and my mood was not very good. When the husband came home to open the door, he found that his wife ran to the bathroom in a panic, feeling that there was something to hide from him. He ran to the bedroom and saw that the window was open and there was a man hiding outside. The husband was so angry that he pushed the man down from the 20th floor! Five minutes later, the wife came out after pulling her stomach, leaned out of the window and asked her husband, "Where’s the master who repaired the air conditioner?"
Wonderful funny jokes: 8. I have been in love for 5 years and have just given birth to a baby boy this year. When I was just pregnant, my morning sickness was so serious that I dreamed of upgrading to a family of three every day. I was extremely happy. As a result, when the baby was born, my mother took care of me and let me go back to my mother’s house on the day of the baby’s full moon banquet! Don’t you feel guilty? Aren’t you afraid of nightmares when you sleep at night?
Wonderful and funny jokes: 9. At a class reunion, everyone was drunk, supported each other back to the dormitory, and fell asleep. In the middle of the night, I got thirsty and poured water. I vaguely saw a red dot on the ground and thought, "Who threw a cigarette butt without stubbing it out?" I stepped forward and stamped out the cigarette butt, and then went back to sleep. The next morning, I heard someone ask loudly, "Who crushed my mobile phone charger?"
Wonderful funny jokes: 10. After returning from a business trip, I tried to open the door with my fingerprint, but there was no response. So I changed my fingers and tried … I tried all ten fingers, but it still didn’t work. I was busy calling my mother to ask what was going on. Mother said loudly, "Why did you open the door? We deleted your fingerprints, don’t come back! " I suddenly felt very helpless and said to my mother, "I just want to make sure that the door lock is normal." Mom continued: "Your father and I are going to make up for our honeymoon these days, for fear of hitting you!" Don’t make light bulbs for us either! "
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